This will be a battle to see which team ends up in last place. A distinction that neither wants. Play Ball.

The Saint hopes to lead the game off with a miracle, but he hits a very secular ground ball to second base. He's thrown out. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16416 1 OUT

Vargas swings over the top of a dipping sinker, and takes a walk back to the bench. Strikeout! http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16420 2 OUT

Daniel San lifts an 0-1 pitch to center field... http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16421
--- Pelleiter's got it and-- Oh Noo it burrows under his glove and goes right between his legs. Ouch! Daniel San gets himself a 2-out triple.

Virtanen fails to report for his at-bat and unfortunately leaves Daniel San out to dry at 3rd base. Tough luck there. 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED: 1 Man left on

Ladyboy pops it up to the 1st baseman. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16430 1 OUT

Jalal Curtis goes down swinging for out number two. Strikeout http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16436 2 OUT

Brian Tengg chases a slider and strikes out. STRIKEOUT! http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16444 3 OUT

BEER, DYTI, AND BEER AGAIN ARE ALL DQED. 3 OUT

Kit Pelletier grounds out 1 OUT

Warpath grounds it back to the pitcher 2 OUT

Bruce Wellen flies out to left. 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED

Jid, DYTI, and Smacku are DQed 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED

Ray Rogers pops out. 1 OUT

Reynaldo Azevedo strikes out. STRIKEOUT! 2 OUT

Butch Allen grounds out. 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED

PLAAAY BAAAALLLLLL!!

King of the Ring leads off the game by driving the ball to right-center field. Damian Holst is racing back..... http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16410
--- The ball drops but Holst cuts it off before it can get past him. KOTR doesn't want to challenge that arm, so he settles for a single. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16411

Luc Fay smokes another one into the outfield, but the balls path takes it directly to the center fielder. Bamabach barely had to move to get that one. KOTR stays at 1st. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16412 1 OUT

Castro seems unfazed by the lead off single as he reaches back for a little something extra and blows Righi away with a 2-2 fastball. Strikeout! http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16413 2 OUT

Curry shows patience and works the count full. KOTR will be running on this pitch. Castro shows no fear and buries a curveball in the dirt. Curry swings right over the top of it, and that's the end of the inning. Strikeout! http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16414 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED: 1 man left on.

Houdini hits the ball to center field and tries to make it disappear. Ahrens sees it though, and he tracks it down for the out. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16415 1 OUT

Rum n Coke lines a shot to the 3rd baseman. Curry flashes the glove and comes up with it. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16417 2 OUT

Krt Kamon pops it up. Popham waves everyone off and makes the catch. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16418 3 OUT

Side Retired

Dada hits a laser to left field...
--- Dreamaweaver lays out to try and grab it, but comes up short. DaDa ends up at 3rd base with a triple.

Sanna grounds it hard to short. Dada hesitates, but ends up doubling back to 3rd, not wanting to risk it. Sanna is thrown out. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16425 1 OUT

Ball, pops one up to center field. It sounds promising off the bat, but it's just too shallow to deliver the goods. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16426 2 OUT

ben popham hits one out to left field, dreamweaver chases after it... http://www.mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16427
-- The ball get's past Dreamweaver once again, and that will score DaDa. The slow running Popham can't make it to third, but he coasts into second easily with a stand-up RBI DOUBLE!! http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16429

Billy Heel grounds out softly to end the inning, but the damage is done. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16431 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED

The Phantom flies out to right field. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16432 1 OUT

Werner Beherend grounds the ball hard toward... http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16433
--- The ball bounces right at Ben Popham who throws to first for the out http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16438 2 OUT

Damian Holst grounds the ball to second base and is promptly thrown out. http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16446 3 OUT

SIDE RETIRED

King of the Ring lines out to 3rd.1 OUT

Piranha hits it to the Jidmeister who throws him out. 2 OUT

Thomas Righi strikes out swinging 3 OUT

This is it... last chance for THC.

Dreamweaver's nightmare continues as he lines out to Curry 1 OUT

The Arrogant Fuck pops one up and the Catcher makes the grab. 2 OUT

The Teabag can sense victory mounting. With one final effort he rears back and fires with everything he has. Jidmeister is blown away by a 100 mph fastball up and in. Strikeout! http://mmarmy.com/legend_fight_display.php?id=16483 3 OUT

The Dragons charge out of the dugout and rush the mound. Everyone is jumping up and down and throwing their hats in to the air. The Iron Teabags teammates lift him up and carry him off the field as the Green Leaf fans in attendance boo in a dejected frenzy. The Champagne is going to be flowing in that locker room!