Hi it's me Steven Seagal. The other day I went to gamestop and saw a game called Mike Tysons punchout where you play this wimpy dude who has to fight a gang of guys with Mike Tyson at the end. Don't know what kind of crap the fighting was, no akido locks or neck snaps at all. If I were his coach I would teach him to win with that front kick to the face. I couldn't beat the game so I akido chopped everyone at the store and left. Your welcome.
But I thought: you know who would make a better champ than old Mike
Tyson with the facial tattoo poisoning? Me, Steven Seagal. So I got together a bunch of fighters from the camps I train at to make my own challenge, one without any prejudiced against akido boxing rules. If you can beat this lineup of fighters and me at the end (psh, yeah right) then I, Steven Seagal will buy 10 bucks in game credits for the camp the fighter is from. Good luck. If you're going to buy into this kind of trouble, be ready to pay the price in pain.
How it works: Post a fighter in the thread you want to try the challenge with. 1 fighter at a time for each player. Your fighter will need to legend battle the fighters below in the listed order. If you win, you move onto the next fight in the list below. If you lose, your fighter is out and we will move on to the next fighter in the thread. Will keep going through the thread until someone wins. I don't care if a fighter tries more than once, just think it will be more manageable with 1 fighter entry per post. I will send fights as long as I can keep tokens going, but anyone with tokens who can send will help out as well. Best of luck, protect your neck!
Fight 1
Glass Joe
"Watch the jaw! Don't hit my jaw!"
Zack "Kill or be Killed" Sims
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1198956Fight 2
Von Kaiser
"Surrender! Or I will conquer you!!"
Lucas Moore
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1200725Next is the W.V.B.A. Minor circuit Title Bout!!
Fight 3
Piston Honda
"I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!"
Son "Of" Hong -
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1228464Doc: "Be careful in there, Mac! Watch out for the Hondo Rush! Keep your blocks up, baby! Keep your blocks up!"
Next: Training montage
Fight 4
Don Flamenco
"Hey! Mr. Referee Mario... I like your hair!"
Craig "Chuck Norris" Collins
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1160984Fight 5
King hippo
"Do you like my new trunks? They are size XXX Large! Ha, ha, ha!"
Billy "The Heel" Neal
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1165882Doc:"This sucka's defense is tough, Mac. Make him shut his wide open mouth."
Fight 6
Great Tiger
"A kitten is no match for a tiger."
Lief "Darth Mauler" Norman
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1432099Doc: "You know what they say, Mac. Every cat has its day. Let's make this suckas day."
Next is the W.V.B.A. major circuit TITLE BOUT!!
Fight 7
Bald Bull
"Hey Little Mac! Maybe Doc should throw you a towell!"
Doug "Sham Wow Guy" Walsh
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1338197Doc: "Listen, son. When this sucka starts his Bull Charge, take the bull by the horns, and then stop him in this tracks!"
Nighttime Training montage
Fight 8
Soda Popinski
"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!"
Jerry Swanson
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1409709Fight 9
Mr Sandman
"Hey! Mac Baby... Say Goodnight!"
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Marco Campos
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1390338Doc: "All bad things come to an end, Mac baby! Wake Mr. Sandman up! The fans want a new champ!"
Next is the W.V.B.A. World Circuit TITLE BOUT!!
Fight 10
Super Macho Man
"I work on my tan harder than I'll have to work on you!"
Gerard "The Iron Teabag" Jackson
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1291595Doc: "Let's go, Mac baby. Dig deep, his spinning clothesline is nasty. You gotta be fast, you gotta be fast, Mac!"
Fight 11
THE DREAM FIGHT!!
Ladies and Gentelmen! Steven Seagal!
"You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?"
Fredy "Sensei Seagal" Vea
http://mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1467184
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