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#432564 - 12/18/15 04:48 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: GoodkidCC]
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when mr macho woke up he found himself in an indian hospital and he couldn't remember much. Zensation was seated nearby and approached Machos bedside.

"My belt? .. wheres my belt?" asked Mr Macho.

Zensation looked at Macho with a disappointed expression and just from that look Mr Macho knew he had lost the belt.

"fuck!" swore Macho. "that guy was a beast!"

"yes.' agreed Zensation. "Tim Evans is a fucking monster.. his clinch game is very impressive. I don't blame you for this loss."

"I want a rematch." stated Macho.

"dhalsim wont give you one and we only have one more fight left on your contract. your last fight of the year will be against Dalton Nelson of ncaa." responded Zensation.
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#432824 - 12/20/15 01:41 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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In the lead up to Machos fight in December, he knew he had one more fight with Taj and then probably move on to a better org. Zensation introduced Macho to some indian martial artists who were training in a traditional style. Macho trained with them and was impressed with their athleticism.



Soon December arrived and Macho walked in the cage to fight Dalton Nelson.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5699030


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#433917 - 12/29/15 04:59 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho walked out of the cage pleased with the knock out of Nelson. the crowd roared with approval inside the Taj Mahal..

Zensation approached Macho whose body was glistening with sweat.. "Good news bro." stated Zensation, "idi amin saw your win tonight and he wants you to come back to Africa! back to Jscrap!"

Macho knew Jscrap was a much more pristidgous Org than Taj Mahal and he was pleased that Idi Amin wanted him back at the best organization in Africa Jscrap..

Soon December came and Macho flew back to Vegas to catch up with family whilst he was there he had interview with Bizarro of mmatv

Bizarro: Hello Macho, well it appears 2415 was a great year for you .. you won the majority of your fights allso capturing the Taj heavyweight belt by beating the talented Rocky Watson. what was it like winning your first championship?

Macho: It was sensational. It felt like cumming in a pornstars mouth and the jizz cascading all over her buxom tits.

Bizarro: That's kind of a perverted way to describe it.

Macho: Maybe so. but Rocky Watson was a tough opponent and he has won of the best Sambo games in the world. I mean in the first round of that championship I was Rockys little bitch, and the cunt continued to rape my ass in the second round. But in the 3rd round I used my muaythai clinch game to take control and then I caught him with that left shin to the dome it was such a sweet connection bro.

Bizarro: yes its great that your muaythai skills helped you there cause he was definetly ahead on points. unfortunetly you could not defend your belt against the supremely gifted kickboxer Tim evans.

Macho: yeah Tim took my belt and its hard to talk about that, but look I'm moving to a better Org now so I'm looking to capture the Jscrap belt.

Bizarro: Yes lets talk about your move back to Jscrap. Do you feel you have improved enough to be successful there?

Macho: look Jscrap is an elite org. ok its not the Efc but there is good talent at Jscrap, look my last two years in Japan and india were really successful and I feel that I can keep the wins coming and do well at Jscrap. I really like Africa and I like the vibe there so I am looking forward to showing the African fans what a Zenex boxer can do.
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#434227 - 12/31/15 07:27 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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2416 began and macho flew back to Brazzaville to meet Zensation in the African city. When Macho arrived at the African airport. He was picked up by Zensation who drove him into the city from the airport. along the way Macho noticed the traffic was still chaotic and crazy with people driving in an illogical manner.



"fucking crazy fuckers!" moaned Zensation as he tried to drive through the traffic.
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#434627 - 01/05/16 02:50 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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They soon arrived at Zenex camp and Zensation sat Macho down inside his office. Zensation smiled. "good news bro, Idi Amin has offered you a fight for the number one contendership against Canadian Nathan Powell of Lovatics Camp. Nathan is a competent Muay thai fighter so you are going to have to train hard to defeat his clinch game."

Macho nodded confidently, he was happy his first fight in the company would be an opportunity to become number one contender for the Championship.

Macho trained hard with his boxing training and was tearing up the boxing bags with his lightning fast punches. Soon the time came to step into the cage and fight Nathan as the African fans beat their drums hypnoticly..

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5699535
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#434672 - 01/06/16 01:47 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The crowd roared as as Macho walked away from his unconscious opponent.. Macho hi fived Zensation and Zensation was smiling, "bro you did it you get you shot at the Jscrap Championship!"

They both met up in the locker room and Zensation gave Macho more info on his next opponent. "Max Bell is the current Jscrap champ fighting out of the southern yankees, he is a competent fighter specializing in Muaythai. his record is 8 and 3"

Macho nodded listening carefully, winning the jscrap championship would be a great step forward in his MMA Career.

He went back to zenex camp and trained very seriously for his bout against Bell. the fight would be in early febuary.

while he was training Macho was interviewed by an African news reporter.

African: Macho the Jscrap championship. can you win against Bell?

Macho: yes I will knock him out.

African: what about Maxes roundhouse kicks what is you plan to deal with his weopon?

Macho: stick and move.. stick and move.

African: Zenex fighters and southern Yankees tend to fight eachother often is there much rivalry?

Macho: we have friendly rivalry with southern Yankees but their will be know mercy shown by me against Bell, even if hes from a cool camp.
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#434745 - 01/06/16 05:30 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Mister Macho has a legend challenge waiting for him from Daniel San.
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#434793 - 01/06/16 11:52 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: DrinkDrankCrunk]
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Originally Posted By: DrinkDrankCrunk
Mister Macho has a legend challenge waiting for him from Daniel San.


thanks was nice fight smile
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#436301 - 01/22/16 07:27 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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All of Africa tuned in to watch the main event fight between Mr Macho and Max Bell. Macho stepped into the cage and stared at Max who was pacing back and forth on his side of the cage.. Soon the fight began and the championship was up for grabs!!

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5699857
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#441927 - 03/27/16 11:33 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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the crowd roared with approval as the judges awarded Macho a UD victory, Zensation rushed up to hug his fighter mr macho,

"you did it!! " exclaimed Zensation, "you won the Jscrap belt!"

Mr Macho had a huge smile as the crowd cheered his name and Idi Amin awarded Macho the belt.

later that evening at the after party Mr macho boinked a hot African pornstar.



Edited by Zensation (03/27/16 11:34 PM)
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