"Royal Rumble? They should just call it 29 has-beens get knocked out by a teabag to the face. I didn't get fighter of the year, but I"m going for fighter of the decade. In the Rumble you will see what happens when normal men face off against a legend in his chosen sport, the isles will run with blood." - The Iron Teabag

The Iron Teabag emerges from the back and walks casually to the ring as his entrance music starts. The crowd starts their traditional chants of "Teabag that Ho" as he enters the ring to face off against Jose Montenegro