Jorge Rego was once a talented and well regarded HW fighter. Unfortunately he had to hang up the gloves early after his wife was involved in a tragic accident... He was just never the same.

It wasn't until several years later, when one day as Jorge was sitting around the house he got to thinking that he had never once in his life been sick. Not only that but he could bench press all the weights in his basement with cans of paint hooked onto the ends.



He considered these two things and jumped to the only logical conclusion.... He must be UNBREAKABLE!!.....


Now Jorge wants to prove that it's true, or die trying. If you think you are man enough to break the unbreakable one, leave your name here, and he will seek you out and challenge you in due time.

- Heh, and just to be clear.. by "unbreakable" I mean he can't be finished. Simply beating him by decision won't be enough.

Jorge "Unbreakable" Rego

FIGHTS

1. The Tazmanian Devil leaves him battered, but still unbroken.
2. Guy Moss tries some flashy subs but is held in check
3. Eduardo Delgado succumbs to his own poison
4. It's the crying game for Jorge Rego.... but the Ladyboy is unable to break him
5. Avast Mateys! The Pirates are left swabbing the poop deck.
6. Vinnie Dawson catches a shot to the dome.
7. The Surfer catches some serious gnar gnar, and wipes out
8. Dirty Butthole, Billy Neal cheats as hard as he can but can only bend the unbreakable.
9. Chuck Norris has broken tens of thousands of boards in his lifetime, but he can not break Rego.
10. Something..something... about the danish. OOH or Jonas brothers... either way Rego leaves him lying.
11. The Spitfire makes it back undamaged, but cannot complete it's mission
12. Ray Rogers meets a foul end
13. Conception Torres tries his best, but can't conceive of a way to break him.
14. The Cuban Strangler comes back for more, but is put down.
15. The Monster is slain
16. Semen "Money Shot" Glushenko receives a facial
17. Seriously bro, you got something on your face there..
18. Sploosh
19. The Finnisher fails to live up to his name.
20. In fact if anyone is getting finnished.....
21. It's him
22. Bart Gosselin learns how to make hay
23. Snake steps up yet again but recieves a "Huckaba" beating
24. Angus is nailed to the Cross.
25. Hallim Lesmono swings for the fences, but strikes out swinging. Gets punched out even..
26. After 4 rounds of frustration, Michio Uesugi tries to stand and bang and is put down.
27. Even the ghost of Ippo cannot break the Unbreakable.
28. Cillian "The Villian" Spillian is left Chillian on the ....... Floor...ian
29. Jorge manages to avoid VD yet again.
30. That's all "Wellen" good, but here's a foot to the face.
31. You think that's funny? Do I look funny to you, my cousin Vinny
32. I'm drunk now so the pithy titles are slowing down.... Snake lost again
33. Locked up without his "Miranda" rights (AHA!!)
34. It's last call for the Bar Room Brawler
35. Somebody call him a cab... he's in no condition to drive.
36. El Gallo is made to look like a horses ass
37. Max Baker gives the Min. effort.
38. Hec throws down with a recent champ, but still no luck.
39. Even the former Legends League champ can't cut it..
40. Pickle Juice gets poured down the drain.
41. Didn't I kill you already??
42. Hey..... hey... I'm the Captain now..
43. It was "Reckless" of you to challenge the Unbreakable..
44. Pito is just a big ol' Puss
45. The legend is spreading now... Jon Jones answers the call and is put down.
46. THE MOST DANGEROUS CAN!!
47. After 30-something straight wins, Doug turns Rego into Patty Mayonaise, but he does not break him.
48. The Greconnator is no Heel.. and is sumarrily picked apart.
49. It brings me no pleasure to stomp out a Brewer in my current drunken state.
50. You're as "Cole" as Ice to me..
51. Denny is Buried beneath the canvas
52. That's a "Hell No" for Adelmo
53. The King loses his crown
54. Update: Piers Morgan goes down... more at 11
55. The CHAMP is HERE!
56. Word reaches CI that there is one who is Unbreakable... He'll have to do better than that.
57. Puttin' on the Fritz... Rego barely drops a decision, but remains intact
58. The Least Beast
59. DOWN GOES FRAIZER
60. The Smug Piece of Shit eats fist.
61. After softening Rego up, CI sends the SR KILLER in to finish the job, but it can not be done.
62. The Real Deal is exposed as a phony
63. Dickhead gets circumcised
64. Me Nog Th
65. ROYAL BLOOD-lust
66. Flyn takes it in the Brown. (Can't top the dudes own name)
67. Squashed into Jelly, but still unbroken
68. You can ring my Bellllllllllllllll.... but ya can't break me
69. Not even the reigning Legend League Champion can break Rego... Though he gives him a good beatdown
70. The Kids get a bit Rowdy and have to be put to bed.
71. I said GO TO BED!!
72. Gustavo gets sent to the Mat(os)
73. Matos comes back for more, but gets the same result
74. How many Pollacks does it take to break a Rego? more than 1
75. Know your RoLe...
76. And Shhhhhhit. he won.
77. The Bar Room Brawler gets stomped out in the rubber match. Next rounds on me.
78. They say that underneath Chuck Norris's beard there's just another fist.... mine
79. You'd think I'd have a good quip for this one, but I've never seen a single Steven Seagal movie
80. Bananas in Pajamas...They're running down the stairs (to give me a beating)
81. ..The ugliest Kardashian
82. Poison cant destroy Steel
83. Get back up those stairs, bitch!
84. Whooped up and down the Trailer Park
85. Here's an 8 point presentation on getting kicked in the liver.
86. Punch YOUR face
87. An eclectic opponent finds the simplest way to lose.
88. Bad Karma
89. Surprise Surprise... the French surrender
90. The French keep waving that white flag
91. Kardashians face rearranged into a Jenner
92. Oh no.... an army of French. I'm so scared.
93. I've got Lefebvre..... and the only prescription... is more ass whoopins.
94. Ahhh Shit.... Tok heard me talking shit about the French
95. Sorry
96. Not Sorry
97. Rolls d20...... CRITICAL HIT!
98. You can cut him open, but that won't break him
99. Wild'n Out gets blasted by my Nick Cannon
100. 100 BITCHES!!! YOU'RE THE BEST....AROOOOUNND. NO ONES GONNA EVER BRING YOU DOWN.

101. Yes this was the next fight. How dare you imply otherwise?
102. Severe Power outage
103. Tojo Apeman flies an unsuccessful kamikazi mission
104. Great Scott!!
105. This Sunday....... *wheeze..... at Slummaversereh...
106. ** FAKE BABY ATTACK **
107. # Unbroken Matt Hardy
108. Lopso takes a Long shot
109. Jorge Rego fears Mr. Glass. Luckily this is his 3rd cousin or something
110. Another Long Shot
111. Mr. Glass arranges a terrorist attack on Rego's train. He's shaken up but still alive, and unharmed.
112. Team Break fails to live up to it's name.
113. 8...9....10.... DRAW!
114. Blame Canadaaa
115. Tea is for pansies
116. in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
117. You can Popham, but you can't break him
118. "Born Again", tries again. Fails again.
119. Noice try
120. Castillio can't break Rego, but earns a relief pitching spot.
121. WITH POWERS COMPARABLE TO WANDERBOYS!
122. Bandit fails to steal one.
123. Mcbroseph get's Mcbroken
124. Ring King fails for the 71st time.
125. Rego gets his first ever submission win.
126. Rego gets his second ever submission win. lol
127. Lacking any tact or good taste, Rego is challenged by a trainwreck and comes out unscathed
128. Rego faces his demons
129. Rego taps another
130. and another
131. AND ANOTHER!!!
132. Can't tap Diablilo, but remains unbroken
133. Jorge is not afraid
134. Breaking Bald
135. Destroyer of Livers
136. Ken Bell get's choked out
137. The Heel cheats to win, but Rego remains unbroken
138. DaDa tries to smother Rego, but no dice.
139. How do you kill what's already dead?
140. The Basebrawl star eats a liner to the dome.
141. Guillerme is fast of feet, and quick to tap.
142. Highly Unlikely
143. A new recruit is jumped into the gang.
144. He aint pretty no more.
145. The WLOF Legend is executed via Guillotine
146. Everybody say Heeeeeeey...
147. The first of his land now becomes one of many.
148. Even 3 years of extra cooking can't help Robbins break Rego
149. Gethin it in the judges' scorecards
150. Run Forrest. Run!
151. Panda gets Tautu-d
152. The Submission specialist gets choked out
153. Blim gets a taste of his own teabag
154. Punk gets knocked out cold
155. Sugar... bumbum bum bum bum oh honey honey..
156. Beat the Meat
157. Piece of Shit gets dropped
158. JeyJey gets the golazo, but not the finish
159. Rego passes the inspection
160. BiZ dreams he can be subbed, but it's just a nightmare
161. I have no jokes about Smegma
162. Rego's your daddy
163. Portuguese for Raped
164. This one's for Don Zimmer
165. Revenge of the Rapist
166. What's Mario's favorite type of pants? ............. Denimdenimdenim
167. Ruthless Judges
168. "1st of his Land" takes his second beating
169. Milan really loves to try and break me
170. Back to extinction
171. Make like a tree and Livre
172. Streaming me a loss
173. Billy boy with the crossover
174. I'm REGO DA BOO DEE DA BOO DIE DA BOO DEE DA BOO DIE DA BOO...
175. Twinkle Dink sinks in a blink
176. Jump in the newb
177. The Price is right
178. Rego won't kneel to the King of the Ring
179. The Evil that men do lives on and on
180. Does anyone here not have amnesia?
181. Make like a tree and Livre
182. Hide the Salemi
183. A Grand Victory
184. Tap That Salemi
185. Neo Failwork
186. Dantas Inferno
187. Why you Hayden?
188. Lazlo fails once again
189. Nice Guys Finish Last
190. Cody gets Fryed
191. But I don't wanna be a pirate.
192. Saaaaad Panda
193. Cry Me a River
194. Saad Man gets the last laugh
195. El Ladron gets his Horchata Stolen
196. Ray Rogers takes it back
197. Lazlo fails once again
198. The Raging Semmey
199. New Style... Same Result
200. TWO FUCKING HUNDRED

201. Can't Catch a Break
202. Like this guy could ever break me...
203. King of the Earth
204. Annnd Still King of the Earth
205. Artful Hits
206. Sengoku (Lack of) Power
207. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I have lots of guys that could take a crack.

Billy "The Heel" Neal http://www.mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1165882 - in his continuing efforts to destroy everything the Captain holds dear offers to crush Jorge to bits.

Kit "Surfer" Russow http://www.mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1256000 believes his heavy hands can do the trick.

Jorge Rego has battled through ten men so far... and found them all lacking. Can he be broken??


*Fights updating in second post.
I got legend fight tokens to spare in this camp, so if your lack of them is all that's holding you back don't worry about it. Just post your guy and I'll get there.

Sent him a fight with Spitfire

Sent him a challenge with concepcion torres.

Pictured: The Cuban Strangler gets a taste of his own medicine.

http://www.mmarmy.com/fighter_display.php?id=1264434

The monster wants a shot at Unbreakable.

PICTURED: Ungratefuldead pulls out all the stops... but Rego can not be broken.

* We are now over 20 fights in, but Jorge Rego remains Unbreakable.