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#426458 - 10/17/15 03:01 PM The Life and times of Mr Macho
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Mr Macho walked into the zenex MMA gym and met the manager Zensation. "Hi im Mr Macho." he said as he shook zensations hand,

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"so you want to be a fighter?" asked zensation. "here we mainly train boxing. do you have any experience in the fight game?"

mr macho ran his fingers through his blonde hair. "I used to be a stripper." he responded. he then started gyrating his body around the gym in a sensual man dance.

Zensation looked astonished.



Edited by Zensation (11/24/15 05:22 AM)
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#426459 - 10/17/15 03:18 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Mr Macho started training and soon picked up his boxing pretty good.. Zensation walked over to Macho with a goliath contract. Zensation smiled at Macho.. " Goliath like the look of you and are offering you a contract." stated Zensation. he showed macho the written contract..

macho looked it over and quickly signed it.. "great" stated zensation. "Goliath have a fight for you in moscow. so I will book our tickets. you will be fighting in the heavyweight division against some nobody call karol Bernard. I need you to get a win so train hard bro."

Soon Macho flew over to the goliath event in moscow and he prepared to face karol bernard in his first ever mma fight. Macho wasnt nervous.. he was too Macho for that.

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#426464 - 10/17/15 03:39 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Zensation escorted Macho out of the cage and they retired to the locker room. The russian fight fans were booing macho as he left the cage as he had smashed one of their local boys.

zensation patted macho on the back. "great Fight Macho." exclaimed Zensation. "good boxing on display there. I just got an email from the management at Goliath. they liked what they saw and your next fight will be in vegas. so lets catch our flight out of here."

Zensation and Macho flew to vegas. and prepared to fight some american fighter in a goliath event.

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#426484 - 10/17/15 05:50 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The crowd cheered at Machos victory. as he walked out of the cage and headed to the locker room.. Zensation met him their. "great win Macho!" exclaimed Zensation. :your on a streak now!" Macho smiled..

Zensation continued. "Goliath just texted me your next fight. Youll be facing Hank Griffin. he fights for Phreak MMA, they are a pretty successful camp so we need to destroy Griffin."

They both headed back to the Zenex camp based in Vegas and Mr Macho continued to train boxing. Zensation studied Griffins videos and he looked to be a boxer.

Soon they both arrived at the casino ready to compete against Hank Griffin and the Phreak MMA camp. the crowd roared as the fighters entered the cage.

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#426486 - 10/17/15 09:51 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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#426497 - 10/18/15 02:04 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Ippo4ever]
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#426522 - 10/18/15 01:40 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
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Keep it up zen...have fun with your fighters and the game


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#426524 - 10/18/15 01:53 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Migrantworkers]
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the story telling isnt actually that bad, I enjoyed reading it, it just seems to have a troll undertone to it

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#426525 - 10/18/15 02:01 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
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zensation congragulated macho on his win back in the locker room." Great win Macho! you are unbeaten! You got one more fight on your contract with goliath then we can look at signing you up to a more classy org."

Macho nodded.. he was happy that he was doing well in mma but he missed his previous career as a stripper.

"we got another fight in moscow." stated zensation. "some loser called Rafa Andryisiak. this will be our last fight of the year so lets get a win ok?"

the boys flew back to moscow and Macho entered the cage.

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#426904 - 10/22/15 06:24 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho woke up to find himself in hospital.. "What the fuck?" moaned Macho.. Zensation walked up to him from nearby.. "oh your awake." said zensation .. who didnt look pleased.

"what happened?" asked Macho..

"dude you got knocked the fuck out.." responded zensation. "Your in a hospital in moscow."

"I never been knocked out before.." moaned Macho

"yeah you lost that fight against rafa. he beat you with some serious muay thai.. I guess its back to the drawing board for us.." stated Zensation. "we should fly back to vegas and get you back to good health."

The next morning they both flew back to vegas and Macho began his recovery from injury..
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#426909 - 10/22/15 07:10 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The year 2412 soon arrived and Macho had recovered well and was ready to look for a new org to compete in.. Soon a reporter arrived at Zenex camp his name was Bizarro to interview Macho. the interview went like this.

Bizarro: So Mr Macho you currently have a 3-1 record. do you think you have what it takes to reach the EFC?

Macho: I dont know dude. but i sure love knocking people out.

Bizarro: Zenex seems to focus on alot of boxing training and you have had some impressive knockouts during your career? do you wish to add other skillsets like submissions to your fight game?

Macho: No my manager told me i can only use the infamous punches in bunches tactic my entire career. so its nothing but boxing and speed training for me.

Bizarro: but you will be vulnerable against grapplers and kickers.

Macho: yes but they will have to watch out for my punches or i will put them to sleep.

Bizarro: you are currently out of contract.. where will you fight next?

Macho: I got an offer from an african org called jungle scrap so i will be heading to africa.
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#426941 - 10/22/15 01:40 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho and zensation soon arrived at congo airport where they were greeted by important jscrap officials. they were in the city of brazzaville in the nation of congo.



Macho signed his contract.. he would be fighting five fights for the african org. Zensation had set up a basecamp in the outskirts of the city and Macho trained up for his first fight for Jscrap.

Zensation breifed Macho on his next opponent. "you will be fighting Harry Young. hes a great grappler so dont let him take you down."

Zensation drove Macho to the arena in the heart of the city and when they arrived the african crowd cheered as Macho entered the cage and awaited his opponent.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5678436


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#427090 - 10/23/15 02:29 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The africans cheered as Macho walked off with the win by ko.. he met Zensation back at the locker room..

"Excellent work Macho" exclaimed Zensation. "Jscrap just told me they want you to fight Mick Lange for the championship. Its your first championship shot so I really need you to get a win."

Macho thought about it. a championship shot! it was great news..

Macho went back to camp and trained hard for the shot..

soon the time came to compete for the Jscrap heavyweight belt.

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#428394 - 11/04/15 12:21 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho lay on the cage floor completely stunned and very groggy.. Zensation rushed to his attention applying water and smelling salts which helped Macho awake from his grogginess.

Mick Lange of the jalapeno top camp was being cheered by the africans as he was awarded the Jscrap heavyweight belt. Macho was furious .. "that should be my championship" thought Macho..

Zensation led the groggy mr macho back to the locker room and while Macho was recovering Zensation gave his evaluation. "That was one hell of a fight Macho! you gave it your all in there.."

Macho looked frustrated.. "I did.." he said . "but I failed Zenex .. I didnt get the win!"

"yeah we came close but no cigar this time.. " stated Zensation. "hopefully we can work our way back to another shot."

the two drove back to Zenex Hq and awaited their next fight..

The jscrap Management soon notified Zensation that machos next battle would be against Surge Ramirez who fought for the brazilian camp known as Disgracedies. Zensation studied Surges videos and noticed the spaniard was a great grappler with high cardio and fortitude.

Zensation trained Macho in boxing hoping Macho could get the ko..

the fight would take place in september and be Machos last fight of the year.. and Macho wanted to go out on a win..

Soon in september the day arrived for Macho to fight and he walked into the cage to the sound of cheering africans, and the rocky theme..

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#428395 - 11/04/15 01:26 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho was furious that the judges had awarded a split decision against him.. and Surge was dancing around the ring ecstatic he had pulled off a flukey win against the zenex boxer..

Zensation patted Macho on the head and led him out of the cage and back to the locker room. "you let the spaniard mount you." complained Zensation. "you were supposed to stay on your feet.."

Macho looked frustrated it was not the type of way he wanted to finish the year.. and his rankings had gone down.

"its ok well go back to the drawing board.." stated Zensation. "Next year we will come back stronger.."
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#428466 - 11/05/15 02:16 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho flew back to vegas around christmas time to catch up with family. and while he was in vegas he did an interview with Bizarro for the MMA channel.

Bizarro: So Macho last time we spoke you mentioned your big move to Jscrap. what do you think of your african adventure?

Macho: I havent had a great year to be honest. its been a tough level of competition at Jscrap.

Bizarro: I guess the main talking point of your year was the title shot. Alot of people were saying what a spectacular fight that was.

Macho: Yeah it was a real war of attrition.

Bizarro: so what are your intentions for the year 2413?

Macho: Ill finish my contract at Jscrap and then see where the next step is..
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#428467 - 11/05/15 02:30 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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2413 arrived and Macho was training at the zenex camp back in Africa.. Zensation called Macho back to his office and discussed Machos next fight.

"remember that kid called Houdini? He fights for the Bowl?" asked Zensation..

Macho nodded with a smirky smile..

"you knocked him the fuck out now he wants payback.. This is your chance to get another win.. Ive booked a fight between you both.. a rematch, just do the same thing you did to him the first time.. his chin cant take your punches.."

Macho nodded seriously and went back to training.. feeling positive.

soon fight day arrived and macho entered the cage and stared down Houdini.

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#428604 - 11/06/15 04:11 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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A little text editing for aesthetics would certainly draw more ppl to read, keep it up smile
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#428605 - 11/06/15 04:15 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Wankrupt]
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#428690 - 11/08/15 12:41 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Foul]
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"What the fuck!" moaned macho as he lay on the ground semi concious. Zensation rushed up with smelling salts in hand to bring Macho back to conciousness.

"What the fuck!" exclaimed Zensation, "you were supposed to knock that cunt out!" the crowd booed Macho as he left the cage and Zensation led him back to the locker room.

Once back at the locker room.. Macho slouched on a bench and listened as Zensation complained. "you were supposed to get the KO! like last time.."

"I know.." said Macho. "but that kid improved."

a few days later back at Zenex camp Zensation got a call from the GM, Macho would have one last chance to prove his worth otherwise Jscrap would sack his ass.

Zensation approached Macho in the gym..

"They want you to fight Dalton Albright from Pro Wrestling Magic" moaned Zensation. "If you dont get the win then you are sacked from Jscrap."

Macho looked depressed. he knew Pro wrestling Magic produced great grapplers. and he often had bad luck against grapplers.

Zensation worked Macho extra hard in the gym.. and they hoped to get the win and rescue Machos career in Jscrap.

soon the day came and Macho entered the cage to fight the wrestler Dalton Albright.

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#428694 - 11/08/15 03:44 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho lay on the ground groggy as fuck, the crowd cheered for Dalton as he climbed the cage and enjoyed the adulation of the fans..

Zensation led Macho away from the cage and back to the locker rooms. when they got there they were greeted by the gm of Jscrap, named Idi Amin, who was a fat black guy wearing military gear.. he did not look happy with Macho.



Idi pointed to Macho and said "your fired!" he then stormed out of the locker room. and Macho could not look Zensation in the eyes because he knew he had let his entire camp down.

zensation had to look for a new org for Macho. and he received a call from the GM of Taj Mahal Fight Nights an org based in New Delhi

Zensation approached Macho with the offer.. "Taj want you bro.. lets go to india and sign up.."

Macho nodded enthusiasticly, he was ready to start a new mma adventure in the indian subcontinent.


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#428792 - 11/09/15 12:24 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Zensation and Macho arrived in Delhi and drove to their apartment in agra.. there Macho began training in a local boxing gym near his apartment.. Zensation approached Macho after training to brief him on his next opponent.

"Your first fight in India is Zeke Albright, hes not a good fighter. but he fights for an elite camp called Tap or Sleep. So we have to get a win to teach tap or sleep a lesson."

mr macho nodded, he had a point to prove and wanted to get back on a winning run.

soon they drove towards the taj mahal and Macho was in awe of the beauty of this building. they were escorted inside the palace. and surprisingly their was a cage inside and a small crowd of indian fight fans surrounded the cage and cheered as Mr Macho was escorted into the cage and prepared to fight Zeke.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5684635


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#428865 - 11/10/15 01:50 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho walked out of the cage, happy he had gotten the win. it was a good first fight for the new org, he hi fived Zensation who led him out of the taj Mahal..

The next day, Macho was training at the local boxing gym in agra knocking out curry munchers with his brilliant boxing.. Zensation dragged him away from the gym and they had a chat near a large banyan tree at the end of the street.



the heat was very humid from the hot indian sun, but the banyan tree provided coolness and they chatted about Machos next bout,

"youll be fighting Luther Lethal" stated Zensation. "hes a nobody. but hes got good ground and pound so you better stay on your feet.."

macho nodded.. He found india interesting and he really wanted to win a championship while he was in the country.

in a month or so it was fight night and Mr Macho stepped into the cage inside the Taj Mahal

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5684986


Edited by Zensation (11/24/15 05:02 AM)
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#429070 - 11/11/15 03:54 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho walked the way from the cage disapointed in his performance.. Zensation was angry. "What the fuck man?" asked Zensation when they reached the car. "we are going down in the rankings.. do you want to be a champ or what?"

the next day Macho was in training at the boxing gym in agra. Zensation walked in and said "Ok Macho your next fight is in July, youll be fighting a talented american submissions guy so dont let him take you to the ground, he fights for one of the best camps the bus riders, so we really need a win here bro, dont fuck up this time.

Macho nodded and started knocking the fuck out of his curry muncher training partners.

soon July arrived and Macho stepped into the cage at the taj mahal.

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#429086 - 11/11/15 05:49 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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#429087 - 11/11/15 06:20 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Migrantworkers]
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Yeah. Pretty epic writeup though. Been thinking about sending him a legend fight to continue the life of macho.
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#429089 - 11/11/15 07:34 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: BlimBlapZing]
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#429108 - 11/12/15 01:15 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: BlimBlapZing]
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any legend fights or tourneys macho competes in I will add to this story.
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#429110 - 11/12/15 02:03 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho walked forlornly out of the cage, being booed by the indian fight fans, Zensation looked frustrated, "You let that gimp dominate you bro." exclaimed Zensation. as he escorted macho out of the Taj Mahal. "sorry boss.. " said Macho who was thoroughly demorallised.

Zensation drove Macho back to his apartment, and when Macho was resting Zensation received a call from Taj GM Dhalsim, an Indian man who Run taj mahal Fight nights.

"I am not impressed with your fighter, the one called Mr Macho." stated Dhalsim on the phone. "If He does not win his next fight I will sack him from the company."

"Fully understood Dhalsim." responded Zensation.

Zensation spoke to Mr Macho the next day at the boxing Gym. "Dude we need to get a win against our next opponent from the Dublins Finest Camp. his name is Robert Murphy from North Ireland and hes a wrestler, once again dont let him take you down. If you dont win this we are out of the Taj Mahal Org bro."

Macho nodded he didnt want to get sacked from another org..

After a few months, mr macho arrived at the taj mahal, to face Robert Murphy. watching in the audience inside the Taj Mahal was Taj Gm Dhalsim. he was watching to see if Macho should be fired from the company.

Soon the fight began and Macho was fighting for his career.

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#429254 - 11/12/15 07:25 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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#429265 - 11/13/15 01:19 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Outchea]
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macho was stretchered out of the cage, and zensation spat on the ground in disgust. It was another loss that zenex camp didnt need.

the next morning Macho awoke to find himself in an indian hospital. Zensation was seated in the room on a chair. "good to see your awake mr Macho." stated Zensation.

"What happened?" asked Macho.

"Robert Murphy Knocked you out son." responded Zensation.

"fuck." moaned Macho "I guess I got fired?"

"you sure did." agreed Zensation. "But the good news is that youll be fighting in Japan next year. for Tuff."

"TUFF?" said Macho

"Yeah a little org in Japan." confirmed Zensation. "I expect you to do well there. No more of this losing shit."

Macho smiled at the thought of fighting in Japan.
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#429266 - 11/13/15 01:25 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Outchea]
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Thanks bro, ill be putting those fights in this story.
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#429267 - 11/13/15 02:17 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Really like these write ups lol, good shit zen!

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#429297 - 11/13/15 09:08 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
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cant wait until Macho is knocking the fuck out of his rice eating training partners

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#429341 - 11/13/15 02:18 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Grapple420]
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Macho flew back to vegas to see his family for christmas and while he was in vegas he dropped by mma studios to receive an interview from Bizarro

Bizarro: So Macho, how was your year in 2413?

Macho: Well ive had the worst year ever, only winning one of my fights this year, plus I was fired from two orgs, quite inspirational really..

Bizarro: 5 wins and 8 losses for your career, your a bit of a bum arent you?

Macho: watch what you say mister, or i knock you out.

Bizarro: I dont doubt that Mr Macho, but your record is shit isnt it?

Macho: Im going to have a better time when I fight in Japan for tuff.

Bizarro: Its nice your manager has stayed loyal to you despite your failings.

Macho: I will reward him for his loyalty by knocking suckers out next year.
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#429384 - 11/13/15 06:28 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Outchea]
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Soon zensation and Macho arrived in Tokyo Japan, there they were greeted By Tuff Officials who drove them by limosine to an apartment in the outskirts of the City.



Macho was intruiged by Tokyo and the alien culture of the Japanese. The next day he was training at a TUFF owned MMA Gym, and Zensation walked in to breif Macho on his next fight.

"Your first opponent at Tuff is Marcus the oil bomb.. hes a nobody from Norway so I will be expecting an easy night for you." stated Zensation. "I want you to fight same of these rice eating nipponese gimps in this gym today and I want to see you knock all these gooks the fuck out."

Mr Macho was a bit alarmed at Zensations racist descriptions of his training partners. but he followed orders and started knocking out his japanese training partners one after another.

Soon it was fight night in the Tuff arena in Tokyo. Macho entered the cage as the japanese fans watched macho with curiousity.

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Edited by Zensation (11/24/15 04:53 AM)
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#429617 - 11/16/15 01:48 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Zensation hi fived Macho as the crowd roared after Macho had vanquished his opponent.

"You did it bro.. you got a win."

Macho had a grin on his face as he walked out of the cage and met Zensation back at the locker room. "Great win bro.. " said Zensation, "I just spoke to the Tuff GM, and we already lined up a fight for you in june."

"whos my victim?" asked Macho.

An Italian called Vincenzo Santoro, the guys a fucking waste of oxygen, you will destroy him."

Soon June arrived and Mr Macho stepped up to face Vincenzo.

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#429618 - 11/16/15 03:18 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Can't wait for the write up in a few fights time when you Fought for the same title 4 times in a row in 5 resets against the same fighter, this will be interesting

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#429643 - 11/16/15 10:19 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
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#429702 - 11/16/15 06:25 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Grapple420]
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#429715 - 11/17/15 01:56 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: ATTBoxer]
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Macho danced around the cage happy to get another victory. the crowd cheered him on. he met Zensation in the locker room after the celebrations.

"I love it here in Japan, " exclaimed macho who was excited and sweaty. "japanese chicks got round titties!"

"Thats awesome bro." agreed Zensation as he hi fived Macho. "You done good tonight, I just spoke to the gm and he digs your shit. your next fight is against william cox, hes nothing special so it should be another win for you bro."

"Awesome cant wait to knock this cunt out." said Macho as he headed to the showers.

Soon July came and Macho walked into the cage to face william cox of the camp known as Ramal.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5690996
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#429833 - 11/18/15 02:31 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Zensation patted Macho on his back as he walked out of the cage, "Another nice win bro.." exclaimed Zensation.

Macho was hyped due to the ferocity of the win against cox. The next day he was back at the mma gym in tokyo..

Zensation approached Macho after training.. "the gm of tuff is happy with your fights at Tuff bro." stated Zensation. "You have one more fight this year, then we can look at moving to a better org. your next fight is against Atlas King, I expect you to destroy him."

Macho nodded seriously "You got it gaffer." stated Macho.

Soon November came and Macho stepped in the cage to face Atlas. Machos japanese fans were chanting "Macho Macho Macho!!"

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5693170
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#430020 - 11/20/15 12:33 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The crowd cheered at machos victory, and after the fight Macho met Zensation in the locker room. "Great win over King!" exclaimed Zensation, "you havent lost a single fight this year, listen I got a call from Dhalsim, he was impressed with your performance and he wants you back at Taj."

"great I feel ready to win the Taj Belt!" uttered Macho.

soon december came and Macho flew back to vegas to have a meeting with Bizarro.

Bizarro: So 2414 was a good year for you Macho, you won all your fights at Tuff in Japan albeit against flimsy competion.

Macho: My run at Tuff was perfect. and now im looking forward to conquering Taj Mahal Fights in Agra.

Bizarro: your finishing has been quite effective in 2414 hasnt it?

Macho: yeah I love knocking suckers out.

Bizarro: what do you say to your critics who label you a bum?

Macho: they can all get on their knees swallow my massive dick as i give them a facial.
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#430022 - 11/20/15 02:37 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Originally Posted By: Zensation
The crowd cheered at machos victory, and after the fight Macho met Zensation in the locker room. "Great win over King!" exclaimed Zensation, "you havent lost a single fight this year, listen I got a call from Dhalsim, he was impressed with your performance and he wants you back at Taj."

"great I feel ready to win the Taj Belt!" uttered Macho.

soon december came and Macho flew back to vegas to have a meeting with Bizarro.

Bizarro: So 2414 was a good year for you Macho, you won all your fights at Tuff in Japan albeit against flimsy competion.

Macho: My run at Tuff was perfect. and now im looking forward to conquering Taj Mahal Fights in Agra.

Bizarro: your finishing has been quite effective in 2414 hasnt it?

Macho: yeah I love knocking suckers out.

Bizarro: what do you say to your critics who label you a bum?

Macho: they can all get on their knees swallow my massive dick as i give them a facial.



Mig was wondering if you do this for the guys who didn't label you a bum, he'd love to try it

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#430097 - 11/20/15 05:32 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
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Only because Mattys mom is too shy to ask zenex herself
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#430111 - 11/21/15 03:22 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Migrantworkers]
Zensation


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Zensation had set up a nice base of operations in Agra India, and when Macho arrived back in Agra he was happy to see the new Zenex camp in Agra which featured A gym, Living quarters for the fighters and locker rooms.

"Wow nice setup bro.. " said Macho, as he looked around the gym.

Zensation smiled, "I expect better results from you this year. You next fight at the Taj Mahal is against Pablo Vargas of Hookem MMA, he is mainly a sambo guy so dont let him take you down bro."

Soon it was fight day and Macho arrived at the Taj Mahal to face Pablo.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5694214
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#430122 - 11/21/15 07:04 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
Matty


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Sent Mr Macho some legends fights with my 3 #22 P4P fighters (the same rank as Mr Macho)

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#430154 - 11/21/15 02:29 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
Zensation


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Originally Posted By: Matty
Sent Mr Macho some legends fights with my 3 #22 P4P fighters (the same rank as Mr Macho)


thanks they were nice fights. Will include them in the story at some point.
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#430201 - 11/21/15 08:02 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho was dancing around the cage extatic with his win.. as the curry munchers at the Taj Mahal cheered him on, while Macho was still in the cage. Taj Gm Dhalsim stepped into the ring, he was a bald, skinny, indian man dressed very weirdly,




Dhalsim took a mike and addressed the crowd in the Taj Mahal. "I am very impressed with MR Machos knockout of Pablo Vargas!" stated Dhalsim to the audience, "I will now announce that The Taj Mahal Heavyweight belt will be contended by Mr Macho and Rocky Watson next month!"

the crowd roared with excitement, and mr Macho hi fived Zensation who had entered the cage..

the next day Mr Macho was training at the Zenex Gym in agra, and an indian reporter arrived to ask questions about the up coming championship fight between Macho and Watson.

Indian reporter: You may be aware that the Taj Mahal championship is the most prestigious event in Indian Sport. But what will it mean to you to win the Taj Heavyweight Belt?"

Macho: If I win it will be very significant to my Career and will boost the prestige of My entire Camp. Its very important to win.

Indian reporter: What do you know about Rocky Watson? A lot of people are saying he will rise up to the EFC.

Macho: He fights for Movement MMA who are a great Camp, me and the Gaffer have watched several of Watsons fights, the guy is immensely strong and a dangerous grappler, but you can mark my words I will be testing his jaw with my kicks and punches.

Indian: Good luck mr Macho.

Macho: I don't need luck.. I got mad skills little currymuncher.


Edited by Zensation (11/24/15 04:47 AM)
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#430371 - 11/23/15 01:02 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
Zensation


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Macho trained hard for the championship, he had lost a championship before and he did not want to lose one here in India, Zensation trained Machos striking intensely and soon Macho was Ready to compete for the heavyweight championship.

They arrived at the Taj Mahal which was packed out with Indian fight fans and the whole building stank of curry.



The fight began and the crowd roared..

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5694938



Edited by Zensation (11/24/15 04:40 AM)
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#430470 - 11/24/15 01:53 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Mr Macho rejoiced and the crowd roared with excitement, They were chanting MACHO! MACHO! MACHO!

Dhalsim handed Mr Macho the championship Belt, and Macho shook Zensations hand. "You did it Macho! You did it for Zenex!" exclaimed Zensation.

Macho looked at the Heavyweight Belt. It had a siloette Of The Taj Mahal printed on it. Macho was proud, it was the first championship he had ever won.

Later that night they celebrated at the after party In Agra, And Macho met Indian Porn star Priya rai and Pounded her pussy that night,



Edited by Zensation (11/24/15 04:37 AM)
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#430471 - 11/24/15 03:40 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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If you want to add a picture zen, click one of the boxes at the top when your adding a new reply, the one next to the envelope, then click non-floating, then enter the pictures url

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#430475 - 11/24/15 04:31 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
Zensation


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Originally Posted By: Matty
If you want to add a picture zen, click one of the boxes at the top when your adding a new reply, the one next to the envelope, then click non-floating, then enter the pictures url


thanks bro
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#430563 - 11/25/15 01:57 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The next couple of days later Mr Macho arrived at a nice restaurant in Agra called Vagina Tandoori with his manager Zensation



Whilst they were there enjoying some Tandoori, Zensation spoke to Mr Macho, "You are the Taj heavyweight champ, You the best fighter in the org."

"dam right" agreed Mr Macho, "I'm a complete Stud and boxing phenom."

"You done well but we got to start thinking about Your first Title defence. I spoke to Dhalsim and he wants you to face A guy called Tim Evans," said Zensation

"Bring on the challenge." stated Mr Macho. "I will defend my Belt."
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#432133 - 12/14/15 12:58 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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quit fucking slacking zenny. finish the damn story.

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#432137 - 12/14/15 01:55 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Grapple420]
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I'm intrigued to see how this ends

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#432150 - 12/14/15 06:04 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Matty]
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Nice story !
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#432405 - 12/17/15 02:10 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Grapple420]
Zensation


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Originally Posted By: Grapple420
quit fucking slacking zenny. finish the damn story.


yep. I been distracted by second life but I'm back on this.
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#432409 - 12/17/15 03:05 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho trained hard for his title defence at the Zenex camp in Agra, sparring hard against other fighters of the zenex camp. Zensation had studied Tim Evans videos and he could see Tim Evans was an absolute stud and phenom. who possessed great Muay thai ability.

tim fought for southern Ontario top team who were a successful Canadian team. Tims recored was 7 and 3, and he was a former Tuff champion.

soon everyone in India watched as Macho defended his belt at the Taj Mahal.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5695926
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#432487 - 12/17/15 03:14 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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#432564 - 12/18/15 04:48 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: GoodkidCC]
Zensation


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when mr macho woke up he found himself in an indian hospital and he couldn't remember much. Zensation was seated nearby and approached Machos bedside.

"My belt? .. wheres my belt?" asked Mr Macho.

Zensation looked at Macho with a disappointed expression and just from that look Mr Macho knew he had lost the belt.

"fuck!" swore Macho. "that guy was a beast!"

"yes.' agreed Zensation. "Tim Evans is a fucking monster.. his clinch game is very impressive. I don't blame you for this loss."

"I want a rematch." stated Macho.

"dhalsim wont give you one and we only have one more fight left on your contract. your last fight of the year will be against Dalton Nelson of ncaa." responded Zensation.
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#432824 - 12/20/15 01:41 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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In the lead up to Machos fight in December, he knew he had one more fight with Taj and then probably move on to a better org. Zensation introduced Macho to some indian martial artists who were training in a traditional style. Macho trained with them and was impressed with their athleticism.



Soon December arrived and Macho walked in the cage to fight Dalton Nelson.

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5699030


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#433917 - 12/29/15 04:59 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Macho walked out of the cage pleased with the knock out of Nelson. the crowd roared with approval inside the Taj Mahal..

Zensation approached Macho whose body was glistening with sweat.. "Good news bro." stated Zensation, "idi amin saw your win tonight and he wants you to come back to Africa! back to Jscrap!"

Macho knew Jscrap was a much more pristidgous Org than Taj Mahal and he was pleased that Idi Amin wanted him back at the best organization in Africa Jscrap..

Soon December came and Macho flew back to Vegas to catch up with family whilst he was there he had interview with Bizarro of mmatv

Bizarro: Hello Macho, well it appears 2415 was a great year for you .. you won the majority of your fights allso capturing the Taj heavyweight belt by beating the talented Rocky Watson. what was it like winning your first championship?

Macho: It was sensational. It felt like cumming in a pornstars mouth and the jizz cascading all over her buxom tits.

Bizarro: That's kind of a perverted way to describe it.

Macho: Maybe so. but Rocky Watson was a tough opponent and he has won of the best Sambo games in the world. I mean in the first round of that championship I was Rockys little bitch, and the cunt continued to rape my ass in the second round. But in the 3rd round I used my muaythai clinch game to take control and then I caught him with that left shin to the dome it was such a sweet connection bro.

Bizarro: yes its great that your muaythai skills helped you there cause he was definetly ahead on points. unfortunetly you could not defend your belt against the supremely gifted kickboxer Tim evans.

Macho: yeah Tim took my belt and its hard to talk about that, but look I'm moving to a better Org now so I'm looking to capture the Jscrap belt.

Bizarro: Yes lets talk about your move back to Jscrap. Do you feel you have improved enough to be successful there?

Macho: look Jscrap is an elite org. ok its not the Efc but there is good talent at Jscrap, look my last two years in Japan and india were really successful and I feel that I can keep the wins coming and do well at Jscrap. I really like Africa and I like the vibe there so I am looking forward to showing the African fans what a Zenex boxer can do.
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#434227 - 12/31/15 07:27 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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2416 began and macho flew back to Brazzaville to meet Zensation in the African city. When Macho arrived at the African airport. He was picked up by Zensation who drove him into the city from the airport. along the way Macho noticed the traffic was still chaotic and crazy with people driving in an illogical manner.



"fucking crazy fuckers!" moaned Zensation as he tried to drive through the traffic.
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#434627 - 01/05/16 02:50 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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They soon arrived at Zenex camp and Zensation sat Macho down inside his office. Zensation smiled. "good news bro, Idi Amin has offered you a fight for the number one contendership against Canadian Nathan Powell of Lovatics Camp. Nathan is a competent Muay thai fighter so you are going to have to train hard to defeat his clinch game."

Macho nodded confidently, he was happy his first fight in the company would be an opportunity to become number one contender for the Championship.

Macho trained hard with his boxing training and was tearing up the boxing bags with his lightning fast punches. Soon the time came to step into the cage and fight Nathan as the African fans beat their drums hypnoticly..

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5699535
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#434672 - 01/06/16 01:47 AM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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The crowd roared as as Macho walked away from his unconscious opponent.. Macho hi fived Zensation and Zensation was smiling, "bro you did it you get you shot at the Jscrap Championship!"

They both met up in the locker room and Zensation gave Macho more info on his next opponent. "Max Bell is the current Jscrap champ fighting out of the southern yankees, he is a competent fighter specializing in Muaythai. his record is 8 and 3"

Macho nodded listening carefully, winning the jscrap championship would be a great step forward in his MMA Career.

He went back to zenex camp and trained very seriously for his bout against Bell. the fight would be in early febuary.

while he was training Macho was interviewed by an African news reporter.

African: Macho the Jscrap championship. can you win against Bell?

Macho: yes I will knock him out.

African: what about Maxes roundhouse kicks what is you plan to deal with his weopon?

Macho: stick and move.. stick and move.

African: Zenex fighters and southern Yankees tend to fight eachother often is there much rivalry?

Macho: we have friendly rivalry with southern Yankees but their will be know mercy shown by me against Bell, even if hes from a cool camp.
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#434745 - 01/06/16 05:30 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Mister Macho has a legend challenge waiting for him from Daniel San.
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#434793 - 01/06/16 11:52 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: DrinkDrankCrunk]
Zensation


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Originally Posted By: DrinkDrankCrunk
Mister Macho has a legend challenge waiting for him from Daniel San.


thanks was nice fight smile
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#436301 - 01/22/16 07:27 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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All of Africa tuned in to watch the main event fight between Mr Macho and Max Bell. Macho stepped into the cage and stared at Max who was pacing back and forth on his side of the cage.. Soon the fight began and the championship was up for grabs!!

http://www.mmarmy.com/showfight.php?fight=5699857
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#441927 - 03/27/16 11:33 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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the crowd roared with approval as the judges awarded Macho a UD victory, Zensation rushed up to hug his fighter mr macho,

"you did it!! " exclaimed Zensation, "you won the Jscrap belt!"

Mr Macho had a huge smile as the crowd cheered his name and Idi Amin awarded Macho the belt.

later that evening at the after party Mr macho boinked a hot African pornstar.



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#442110 - 03/30/16 09:39 PM Re: The Life and times of Mr Macho [Re: Zensation]
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Lol at "boinked a hot African pornstar".
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